Andromeda Black

Wasn't the last witch hunt in the 17th century? If I remember the Big Book of Propaganda that my mother use to read to us before bed correctly, Temperance Lloyd, Mary Trembles, and Susanna Edwards were the last to be executed in England in 1682. Since when are there muggle-supremacist that want to wipe us out? Most of them don't even know we exist.

This was a great Christmas. Dora is at this funny stage where she still wants things like dolls and miniature flying unicorns, but she also wanted make-up. Make-up!

Now someone please move these mince pies so I will stop eating them.

Order of the Phoenix
The first edition of News Too True To Print was ready to go out, but I feel like I should include the "mystery vanishing" that was in the paper today, except there's not anything to say about it really, the suspicion is purely my own. Thoughts?

Private to Sirius Black
Can I ask you a few questions about Remus?

Doesn't the universe understand that we can't go outside when it rains all the time? And if we aren't going outside then we are staying inside. And inside is getting smaller every day.

But! We've decided that if it's still raining tomorrow we're just gonna to go out and play in the rain. Swinging in the rains sounds fun, actually.

Sirius
I have a favour to ask you.

Hexed away from Nymphadora
I found a three foot chocolate egg. I am hoping the price will come down before Sunday. But how cool would it be to have a chocolate egg the same size as you are?

Well, the unicorn/dragon themed birthday party (because "unicorns and dragons should be friends") was a complete success. Ted even made smoke come out of the nose of the dragon part of the cake. And no one lost an eye to the horns everyone was wearing. Remind me next year not to do it at my house. I want someone else to clean up.

I love the guitar solo at the end of Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac so much!

Everyone should pick up this months issue of Astral Plane Magazine. I got four pages! And you don't even have to turn to a page at the back of the magazine to finish the story!

I HATE (in all capital and bold letters), when people come on here and complain that they are bored. Only boring people say they are bored.









Apparently, I have become boring.

My husband was attacked today, by Death Eaters. Three of them got him when he was out. He was able to fight them off a bit, then fortunately some people happened by and they had to disappear. He's in St. Mungo's with concussion and a broken leg, among other bumps and bruises, but he is going to be fine. Ted says it wasn't random, he seemed to be targeted. Be careful.

Private to Sirius
Could you possibly hang out with Dora tonight?

Father Christmas was good to us this year.

Dora is still refusing to eat until she gets ice cream. Do I give in to that? How long can she keep this up? What kind of ice cream parlor runs out of ice cream?!

We went to the Bestiary today. It's spring and there are baby everything. As ugly as they can be as adults, baby Chimaera are pretty damn cute.

We have a new friend in our house and only Nymphadora can see him her it Mattie. Mattie doesn't eat much, but still needs a place at the table and a plate of food.

So, that's what? Five bodies in one week. That seems awfully... deliberate, doesn't it?